You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list. If reality TV has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no shame down. If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself. Get out of here so i can take my shoes off. Ugh, I hate January. It’s dark and freezing and everyone’s wearing bulky coats. You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.